Сандра, 62 - 30 января 2009 01:43

A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your boobs on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick
on his face!"
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A black guy and a white girl met at a niteclub. She took him to her apartment and said: "Tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"...
So he ran off with the TV and DVD Player...
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Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could hold me every morning!"
Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
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A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of baby was SUM TING WONG ("some thing wrong"Подмигнуть
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A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak and
Exhausted!
Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"